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Tuesday, September 26, 2006

This is what happens when you're bored at work


The following is an email conversation between me and Mel, a secretary here at work:

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Mel,

Just letting you know that I’m going to take an extended lunch tomorrow, as I have a dermalogist appointment at around 1:20. I don’t think it will take till three like it says in my calendar, that’s a ‘just in case’ thing. I’m not taking a lunch today to make up for it.

Matt
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No.

Thank you,
Mel
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Ummmm…

Yes.

Sincerely,
Matt McKenzie
Office Bitch
Office of Technology Licensing
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Does not compute. Please try again.

Thank you,
Mel
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OK, let me see if I can explain this in words that even you can understand:

I have acne. I want it gone, because I want a girlfriend (also on the to-do list: lose weight, talk to girls). To do this, I must go see a dermatologist. I have an appointment at 1:20 tomorrow. You may be forced to watch the phones longer than usual. Get over it.

Love,
Matt
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Thank you,



Mel

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I hate you. Just thought you might like to know that.

Hugs and Kisses,
Matt

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Heh. I win.

Heartfelt Regards,

Mel

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